[Fanwork] Pitchfork Ally is on the Hunt again!

This song is dedicated to TheAlly. May they continue to inspire the devs! ;)

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Lyrics: AsaTyr
Music: AI

Lyric:
"Ally, Ally!"

"Ally, Ally!"

When the wires spark and the servers fail,

I’m the shadow in the code, on the digital trail.

Pitchfork raised, I don’t play nice,

Hunting glitches like a farmer hunts mice.

Who am I? The keeper of the site,

When chaos reigns, I step to the fight.

Civitai’s sentinel, no retreat, no stall,

You’ll hear my battle cry through the firewall!

I’ve got the pitchfork, sharpened steel,

Chasing bugs like they’re my next meal.

When the devs go silent, I ignite the storm,

With fury and memes, I’m reforming the norm.

I am TheAlly, I hunt with a pitchfork!

Riding the lightning, the chaos I warp.

Foes of the uptime, your doom is near,

With every strike, I make it clear!

Pitchfork Ally, the legend’s here!

"Pitchfork! Pitchfork! Ally!"

"Pitchfork! Pitchfork! Ally!"

When the screen turns red, and the users scream,

I’m the nightmare haunting every bad dream.

Coded armor, armed to the teeth,

I’m the watchdog lurking underneath.

No downtime too long, no challenge too vast,

With my pitchfork I pierce through the past.

I lead the charge when the chaos calls,

From the back-end servers to the forum walls.

“Devs, beware! Your slumber is done,

The community’s shouting, the hunt’s begun.

With a fiery resolve and a meme in hand,

I’m TheAlly—the pitchfork stands!”

"Ally, Ally."

"Ally, Ally."

I am TheAlly, I hunt with a pitchfork!

Riding the lightning, the chaos I warp.

Foes of the uptime, your doom is near,

With every strike, I make it clear!

Pitchfork Ally, the legend’s here!

“Pitchfork Ally.”

“Pitchfork Ally.”

"Fix it now!"