It's that time of year again when the weather gets chilly, the leaves turn, the giant yard skeletons get hauled out of the basement, and everything gets turned into a "sexy" Halloween costume.

Sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy maid, sexy taco, sexy warrior, sexy villainess, you've seen tons of them. They all skirt the line of copyright infringement, if not outright stomp on it with pleather high heels.

I've seen tons of them too, and I have a deep appreciation for the hot older woman down the block that is willing to take a night off from book club or soccer practice or whatever the fuck she's normally doing to don a wispy polyester black witch gown, a cheap push up bra, pointy hat, some stripper boots and take the kids out trick or treating with her tits hanging out.

In honor of the season, I give you the "Sexy Princess Costume" model, which attaches the cheap shitty plastic tiara and sets the skirt height just about right.

What's in the box: With this basic model, you get the corset, miniskirt, tiara, puffy sleeves, thighhighs, elbow gloves and choker. Just about right for $49.99 on Amazon. You'll also get a non-zero amount of Disney-fied hair styling, and the occasional spontaneous wardrobe malfunction.

Example prompt:

The image is a medium shot.  The image is a professional fashion photograph.

A beautiful woman wearing a purple s3xypr1ncess costume, with an exposed midriff.

She is looking at the viewer with a smile.  She has prominent cheekbones and a narrow face.

She has glossy blonde hair, styled bob cut.  She has striking grey eyes.  

The image is from .

She is sitting.

She is in a forest.