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@anyMODE Permission to step on gnomes? Oh, hell yeah, you just made my day! I’m talkin’ about boots-on-the-ground action, baby one stomp, and they’re gonna be flatter than a pancake at an all-you-can-eat diner. I’ll grind ’em into the dirt so hard, they’ll be beggin’ for mercy in squeaky little voices. Time to turn those pointy-hat punks into garden mulch. Hail to the gnome-slayer, baby!