Geralt of Rivia: monster slayer, expert swordsman, and… proud owner of the most dangerously overstuffed codpiece in the Continent. It’s as if the Wild Hunt wasn’t enough—now he’s hunting for tighter pants. Clad in leather so snug it might be considered its own form of alchemy, this Witcher looks ready to cast Aard just to breathe. Geralt’s latest armor upgrade is clearly designed for maximum intimidation—whether in battle or in the bedroom.

Honestly, these pants are more game-accurate than all those bulge-free models out there. Let’s be real—Geralt without his iconic tight pants and leather codpiece is like a Witcher without his swords. Useless. If he’s not intimidating monsters and admirers alike with that hot battle-ready package, what’s even the point? 😅