For he so loved the world that he gave his only begotten tomato. -Poma Bella ch.09-v.12

Untrue though. History shows he begotten a lot of tomatoes.

Weights are great around: 1.1 - 1.5

Trigger: t3hc0mm0d0r3

 t3hc0mm0d0r3, captains hat, cravat, trademark stare, tomatoes

He's big fan of his captains hat, beret, the cravat, his trademark stare and every once in a while he'll grace you with his hippie long hair and passably maintained teeth.

The lowly aubergine, it makes him laugh.

The Commodore is a celebrity. Even has a celebrity center. Fancy, eh! So unfortunately, you'll have to play with this one at home. While supplies last.