💀🍆 Hung Undead Men – v1.0

LoRA Trigger: <lora:hung_undead_men:0.8>

They’re dead. They’re ripped. They’re horny. And they’re running low on dick.

🧠 SHORT STORY: “Return of the Living Hung”

It was supposed to be a joke.

Four college guys. An abandoned crematorium. A dusty metal drum with faded military markings and a sticker that read: “T.H.I.C.C. Biofluid — Property of the U.S. Cummandos.”

Travis dared Benny to hit the release valve.
Benny, always three beers too deep for caution, obliged.

The drum hissed. The seal popped.
And within seconds, the room was filled with a wet, sweet, unholy stench—like bleach and burnt latex, with a hint of vanilla protein shake.

Nobody noticed the figure in the corner freezer stirring.
Nobody saw the half-covered corpse in the cooler shift.
Until they heard the moan.

Low. Husky. Sensual.

“Uuuhhhh... c-cuuummm…”

Then came the sound of something thick slapping tile.

🔥 The Rise

His name had once been Trevor “Meatloaf” Haggerty.
Quarterback. Porn addict. Died mid-nut at a campus orgy when the floor collapsed.

Now? He was gray-skinned, veiny, and harder than the rebar in his femur.

The guys screamed. Benny pissed himself. Travis tried to throw a chair.

But Trevor didn’t lunge.
He posed.

Flexed. Pouted. Gave them a good look at his steel-hard, necro-throbbing cock.

“I’m not gonna eat your brains, boys,” he said, voice dripping charm and goo.
“I just need... a little donation.”

🍆 The Hunger

They learned fast.

These zombies didn’t kill you—unless you were dry.
They needed cum. Specifically, fresh human semen from living men.
The more they got, the smarter, stronger, and hornier they became.

One good load, and a drooling ghoul turned into a talking, charming, cocky muscle daddy with biceps like bowling balls and balls like leather medicine bags.

Two loads?
They’d do your taxes. Recite poetry. Cook a steak.

Three?
They might fall in love.

But without it?
They turned savage. Brain-dead. Cock-limp.
And worst of all… whiny.

🧟‍♂️ The Plague

It spread fast.

Within a week, the whole town was crawling with cum-starved corpse hunks, dragging their erections behind them like fleshy sledgehammers, moaning through the streets in search of dick.

Gas stations. Glory holes. Gym showers. Anywhere a man might jerk off or pass out—there was a hung undead waiting to pounce.

“Don’t run!” one called after a jogger.
“I just want to talk... and maybe taste…”

The government called it a crisis.
Churches called it the second coming.
Grindr called it a marketing opportunity.

The boys just called it Tuesday.

🧨 The Resistance

Not everyone resisted.

Some men... gave in.

They set up feeding stations. “Load zones.” “Splat shelters.” “Donation booths.”
Some were voluntary. Others… less so.

But the zombies were grateful. Always grateful.
They’d suck. Swallow. Moan. Hug. Cry. Flex.
Sometimes all at once.

One undead, known only as “Brodey the Bone Mule,” became a minor TikTok celebrity for his abs, his biceps, and his deep-throating skills.

He even started a podcast: “Brains? Nah, Bros.”
His motto?

“Give a man a blowjob, you feed him for a night.
Let him nut inside your skull, you feed him for eternity.”

💔 The Scarcity

But as the weeks wore on, things got desperate.

Too many undead. Not enough men.
Every load was precious. Every cock a prize.

Fights broke out between zombies over fresh “dick meat.”
They’d tear each other apart for even a half-stiff farmer with a full sack and a willingness to close his eyes.

Bunkers went up. Cities fell.
And still, they moaned…

“Jizzzzz…”
“Pleeeeease…”
“Just a taste…”
“I’ll cuddle you after, I swear…”

And when they weren’t begging?

They were flexing.
Always flexing.

💋 The Negotiation

Now, in the ruins of Cleveland, an uneasy peace reigns.

Men live behind reinforced glass and one-way cum tubes.
Zombies line up like dogs at a bakery.
Some suck through the slots. Others barter: flex shows, foot rubs, shoulder bites.

A few even earn loyalty points.
The top-ranked hung undead—Tank, a 6’9” former bouncer with a pierced cock and a “Make Me Moan Again” hat—gets two loads a day and a Netflix account.

“I love you, Jason,” he once told his feeder.
“Your cum made me believe in myself again.”

Jason never replied.
He was already passed out.

🍆 ABOUT THE LORA

Hung Undead Men v1.0 is an SDXL LoRA built for rendering horny undead grotesquery with anatomical insanity and horror-comedy charm. These aren’t your average shambling ghouls—they’re hung, shredded, slick, and shockingly polite.

You’re not summoning monsters.
You’re summoning sexually starved undead gym gods—thirsty for fluids, compliments, and your seed.

🧬 PROMPT SAMPLE (KEEP THIS EXACT)

<lora:hung_undead_men:0.8>, hung_undead_men, erotic undead male, grotesque bara zombie, thick muscular corpse, cum-thirsty expression, cock-forward stance, large veiny penis, huge balls, skull face, red glowing eyes, seductive smile, rotting flesh, blood-streaked abs, sweat, realistic lighting, cinematic horror comedy, full body, solo, male nudity, erect, smoking, chains, cumdrip 

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🏷️ KEY TAGS

High Discovery Tags:
NSFW, SDXL, horror, undead, erotic, grotesque male, bara, zombie, gay horror, muscle

Niche Tags:
hung_undead_men, cum zombies, erotic apocalypse, sex zombie, grotesque twink, undead charm, blowjob seeker, cum-powered, undead but sexy, man juice moaning monster

🛠️ RENDERING TIPS

💡 Recommended Setup:

• Model: SDXL 1.0 or 1.5

• Style: Horror B-movie, 80s neon, gritty comedy, blood-slick studio lighting

• Camera: Wide angle, close-ups, crotch-forward, under-lighting for sinister appeal

📸 Add keywords for best effect:
seductive pose, moaning expression, erect, chain dragging, cum trail, thick cock, blood smear, cock ring, veins bulging, skull smirk

🎥 Scene Ideas:

• Hung Undead at a gas station asking politely

• Graveyard feeding booth—cum for safety

• Cum ration riot between undead suitors

• “He ran… so I chased.” A romantic horror poster

🩸 Use comedic horror lighting: green, red, piss-yellow, “cum-glow” white

📀 VERSION NOTES

• v1.0 trained on grotesque NSFW zombie datasets

• Anatomical accuracy tuned for maximum dick visibility and ab veinage

• Includes lighting emphasis on sweat, blood, body hair, and cock highlights

• Undead models built with visible damage, glowing eyes, and seductive faces

• Speech-ready personalities: begging, moaning, flexing, and “bro” expressions

🧠 WHY YOU NEED THIS

Because horror isn’t just about fear—it’s about pushing limits.
Because sex zombies are better than sex robots.
Because your art needs muscle mummies who ask nicely for head.

This isn’t just a LoRA.
It’s a movement.
A deep-throated revolution.

📢 CALL TO ACTION

💀 Download Hung Undead Men v1.0
🎨 Render your own cock-hungry corpse crew
📸 Tag it #HungUndeadMen
💬 Post your prompts, flex your freaks, and let the world meet your load-lusting legends

And remember:

A zombie without jizz is just a corpse.
A zombie with jizz is your boyfriend.

Want more?

🧪 Alt skins: albino crypt twink, priest-turned-porn-ghoul, infected jock with gym sock
🖼 Cover art prompt, banner, or parody YouTube trailer
💬 Discord/Reddit/X posts for viral launch

Just say the word, and we’ll keep this cumocalypse flowing.