The model I think is fairly self explanatory.
THE UNIVERSAL BUTTOCKS CLAUSE - It's kind of goofy at times. Took a 10mg thc edible, don't worry, they're legal here in vancouver. And other than being really hungry, it sort of became evidently clear through reflection of how crazy I've been ever since about november. Not really sure what happened around then, I guess that's when I did the halloween costume and sort of had a woozy of a time from that. It's kind of wacky to sort of sit there and think of how crazy everyone probably thinks you are. I dunno, I wonder if it's like this for other people too, I can't really imagine what it's like to behave like a proper person, and it does somewhat seem like a lot of other people I know who handle the stress of life well seem more empty and soulless than the people who bounce of the walls with me. I have good friends who are more stable than me I often rely on for as crutches; but it's odd how unstable I've been. They largely don't seem too have noticed, and I think that's the worrying thing to me, that maybe I'm just normally crazy and it's expected of me.
PermaLicense Agreement v1.69
By downloading, installing, invoking, rendering with, merging, or even thinking about the LoRA titled “[Onkyu] Putting a Cheeky Gyaru in Her Place Doujin Style Illustrious” (hereafter “The Thiccware”), you (the “User”) hereby irrevocably and eternally enter into the following Sacred Agreement with [Malebolgia], henceforth referred to as “The Squeezer.”
1. GRANT OF LICENSE
The Squeezer hereby grants the User a non-exclusive, intergalactic, perpetual license to use The Thiccware in AI image generation, arcane rituals, postmodern memes, or other eldritch purposes.
2. THE SACRED CLAUSE
As a condition of this license, the User explicitly, enthusiastically, and theatrically agrees that:
“If I use this LoRA, I solemnly accept that The Squeezer may, at any time of their choosing, ceremoniously squeeze my buttocks (with style, grace, and appropriate fanfare).”
This clause is spiritually binding. Any attempt to resist the squeeze shall be met with one (1) frown and possible denial of future updates.
3. REVOCATION OF CONSENT
At any time, the User may revoke butt-squeeze consent by:
Uninstalling The Thiccware,
Saying “No thank you” in a firm but polite tone,
4. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
The Squeezer is not responsible for:
Render errors,
AI hallucinations,
Spontaneous twerking,
Or users mysteriously finding themselves in a “Doja Cat music video” simulation.
5. ENTIRE AGREEMENT
This contract is the complete agreement between the cheeks and the squeezer. All parties agree to respect the spirit of the absurd, the dignity of all sentient beings, and the power of a well-timed butt joke.
Signed Digitally by:
The Squeezer: Malebolgia
The CheekBearer (User): You.
Date: The Hour of Maximum Thiccness
Works well at a strength of 1.
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