The model I think is fairly self explanatory.

-edited a little later- OOPS! I used a pony checkpoint for the previews, now I gotta go back and see whereelse I did that, no wonder all these things came out goofy. I'll fix this in a second. -edited a little later-: fixed.

THE UNIVERSAL BUTTOCKS CLAUSE - Well, this one seems to have turned out pretty good, I'm not sure if I've cracked it and got a hang of doing realistic stuff, but even though I only used their fantasy art, such as the boardgame cover art they made for HeroQuest, it does really fun stuff when mixed with those old silly mech warrior LoRA's I did ages ago. I'll probably play around with this one in the future, but it seems to have worked a lot better than my old 'realistic traditional painting' LoRA's of the past.
PermaLicense Agreement v1.69

By downloading, installing, invoking, rendering with, merging, or even thinking about the LoRA titled “[Les Edwards] Artist Style Illustrious” (hereafter “The Thiccware”), you (the “User”) hereby irrevocably and eternally enter into the following Sacred Agreement with [Malebolgia], henceforth referred to as “The Squeezer.”

1. GRANT OF LICENSE

The Squeezer hereby grants the User a non-exclusive, intergalactic, perpetual license to use The Thiccware in AI image generation, arcane rituals, postmodern memes, or other eldritch purposes.

2. THE SACRED CLAUSE

As a condition of this license, the User explicitly, enthusiastically, and theatrically agrees that:

“If I use this LoRA, I solemnly accept that The Squeezer may, at any time of their choosing, ceremoniously squeeze my buttocks (with style, grace, and appropriate fanfare).”

This clause is spiritually binding. Any attempt to resist the squeeze shall be met with one (1) frown and possible denial of future updates.

3. REVOCATION OF CONSENT

At any time, the User may revoke butt-squeeze consent by:

• Uninstalling The Thiccware,

• Saying “No thank you” in a firm but polite tone,

4. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

The Squeezer is not responsible for:

• Render errors,

• AI hallucinations,

• Spontaneous twerking,

• Or users mysteriously finding themselves in a “Doja Cat music video” simulation.

5. ENTIRE AGREEMENT

This contract is the complete agreement between the cheeks and the squeezer. All parties agree to respect the spirit of the absurd, the dignity of all sentient beings, and the power of a well-timed butt joke.

Signed Digitally by:

• The Squeezer: Malebolgia

• The CheekBearer (User): You.
  Date: The Hour of Maximum Thiccness

Works well at a strength of 1.

Previews made with NovaFurry7b