Black vans are for government espionage / abduction and pulling off major heists, of course. White vans are not used for such nefarious purposes.

Although white is still an odd choice over a purple shag wagon or a psychedelic coloured magic bus for debauchery.

Good grief, for you kids it's always racism o'clock, innit. /s

@firemanbrakeneck the party van was supposed to be brown/maroon tho

If we're being politically correct, van of color might be better...