<New versions on hold as Civit works out their resource scaling, new versions will continue once I can continue to produce better images for the dataset.>

Make’s generic horse dick. That is all. And adds muscle, but I can’t really do anything about that because the filter loves to keep normal body types from generating and some image data is better than no image data. Images you see as the thumbnails are from dataset while I wait for the ability to gen with them and judge the results. If I don’t like the results, the version is getting the sword, so if you like a specific version then download it before I obliterate it.

I’m going to keep working on this until I am satisfied with the results.

I will get this to work…

Slammin’ buzz out, spewin’ buzz everywhere, buzzin’ up my buzz hole. This project is just one big buzz void. The longer I work on this, the more Civitai’s tool just crumbles. I can’t even download my datasets anymore so each version is a full rebuild and recaption. Here have this as I slam out more versions to test. Things are going to get VERY experimental.

<Rant Time>

I’m not happy Bob.

Not.

Happy.

This was meant as a joke- a quick hee-hee “hEre’S sOmE HORSECOCK!” joke…

The good ol’ classic horsecock joke- shared down the ages with friends and family alike.

And it was supposed to be quick…

…you know, just a quick one and done sorta of deal?

9,000 buzz later and, still, I’m not laughing.

This isn’t a joke anymore, this is serious.

Where’s the horsecock?

Where is it?

Where?

And why do I have to wait a day to be able to use my resource on-site, so I can test the damn thing?

AND WHY THE FUCK CAN’T I GENERATE NORMAL BODY TYPES?!

oh boy…

Dick, dick, dick, dick- I’ve stared at horse dick nonstop for a week straight but now when I want it to prompt, suddenly it doesn’t want to?!

I’m going to unload horsecock into Civitai’s Lora trainer until it fucking dies!

Horsecock will rain from the heavens and flood the earth- Noah will make an ark out of horse dick in the shape of the edifice of my failures. God will weep as man builds pyramids out of horse dick and reads scripture written in cum on the priest’s ballsack! I’ve stared at enough ai-generated equine COCK to be able to point it out in a police line-up- I’ve manually saved eighteen fuckin’ thousand images I gen’d on Civitai this week alone!

I don’t care if it takes fuckin’ one million buzz- I’m going to get horsecock to generate without having to use the words “horse” or “equine” because I’m SICK of bloating my prompts to keep the horse out of the image. Sudden horse photobomb- BULLSHIT!

I don’t want a god damn horse-fox hybrid mothafucka! And I don’t want to type out a whole ass paragraph to keep the horse out! I’m gonna get this awful Lora to work, just so I’ll never use it!

And I’m going to do it without that stupid fuckin’ style bleeding ruining the composition!

I’m going to post a new version of this shitty Lora every day until this trash is satisfactory because I’m not letting a horse penis beat me!

New version coming soon, hallelujah…