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Long blog, just reminiscing about the past. -4,414 text characters.

Yeah, I was big into Hellmoo, if you know that game, back when there was the 'gaming icebergs' and Hellmoo was at the bottom as the darkest game you could play, before people turned the whole iceberg thing into a meme joke.

The way I got into it was funny, it was an idea I had to try it out with Brinny, my best friend, and we logged in, did the intro, got into freedom city and just had sex in the middle of the streets, we got fined a lot of money for public indecency, then we got run into by another friend I made, Elodie, she was Cathrine in the game, she asked "Do you goobers want to learn how to actually play this game?", Brinny logged off and I don't think picked it up again, but I followed Elodie and went to some fairly scary places, she eventually died in the escort to footballers I think, which is funny that later on I'd eat those guys heads for breakfast, literally, because I became a zombie and zombies get strength bonuses and rapid healing when they're stuffed full on 3 heads in their stomach.

I'd carry a watercooler full of heads as my sort of style of healing kit. Usually the heads of orphans.

I was Laby, named after a guy I was in love with. I was fairly popular in the game, I suppose, if anyone remembers maybe 7-9 years ago the guy who did the 'fish battle gambling', by dropping the acid gars and the jellyfish into an aquarium in my apartment to see what would win, and having people place bets of what fish would be the last one in the tank alive.

It was one of the most beautiful things I ever really experienced in a game, I'd pay out 1.5x the peoples bets, but everyone bet on the acid gars, it was unbeknownst to me that everyone knew the jellyfish always would win and were virtually indestructible, I found out after running the gambling sessions about 10x or so, they basically just gave me free money for trying to make the game more fun for everyone.

I miss that crew, I miss the corp, I miss the game, I even miss the moderators, who I guess most people didn't like; But that's just the playerbase being kind of shitty for not understanding how strict the mods had to be in the edgiest game on the internet.

I remember the drama, the fear of GUTS I think it was, that crew of guys who the entire game playerbase hated because they played it properly and would just PVP, they eventually got banned because of how disliked they were, that was an ongoing theme with hellmoo and sort of why I quit, as I saw it, you either played long enough to quit, or played till you got banned for some reason or another, I didn't hate them, I was scared of them though, even though I could easily kill any of them in a single POW if I got a little lucky and it crit like it usually didS. -Power attack

I was probably the strongest Zombie Clubs player in the game, in the period I played on and off. I remember losing a fight to J-Man because he got a lucky hit on my head, zombies take 300% extra damage to the head, he used wrestling to pin me down and I think beat me to death with a simple police baton, and the head is already a weakpoint, and he asked me to join his corp and start a new reign of terror, I refused - Sort of, I was just too loyal to my corp and to Skullface, though later Skullface suggested leaving his corp and meeting new people because his corp was for newbies; and I was kind of beyond newbie at that point.

I remember Hopper, who did eventually convince me to join his corp, far before Skullface -Benthic's was scuttled for dubious moderation decisions, once Skull got banned, the game kind of died for me, he helped me a lot, even if he was kind of a crazy real life gun nut, though I didn't really PVP even there, I just helped people out. It's how I met Herba Mate, 'ZZ', I met him because he logged off in the cube capsule hotel and when he logged in it dropped him into the sewer and he died to the sewer chuds, and I helped him get his gear. And it's been downhill ever since.

People even thought I was Benthic for a period of time, at least when I joined the secret discord of apparently elite players, before I left, which is funny because even in the end I basically had no idea what I was doing. I guess they just thought I had charisma like he did.

Hellmoo is gone now, but I'm still here, and the memories still remain. I wonder if I'll ever meet those who I played with again, or if they're lost to time; Like tears in the rain.

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Back to my devilish tricks.

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