🔥 Valkyrie Wilde 🎮 Full Frontal Assault 🔥

PSM Issue #32, April 2000. 🎮

Picture it. Teenage me, flipping through that issue, landing on this page and going “oh my.” Completely unaware it was an April Fools joke. A fake game for a character who did not exist. And I kept hoping anyway. 😅

Cut to now, twenty six years later, and I can just bring her back. Which is a genuinely absurd thing to be able to do.

Anybody else remember this one? Let me know, I need to know I was not the only one.

Who she is 💜

Huge spiky orange hair, green eyes, and a tan. Athletic, heavy eyeliner, glossy lips, and a face built entirely out of attitude. Pure late 90s games magazine house style, right down to the title pun.

Trigger word 🔑

vwildedg

Face and hair 👩

orange hair, lips, green eyes

Outfit 🎒

fingerless gloves, belt, holster, black backpack

That is the full kit. In the original art there is nothing else, which was the entire joke.

Tips 💡

• 🔥 The hair is the entire silhouette. orange hair, spiky hair, messy hair, short hair. Layered and jagged with that gradient from orange into yellow at the tips. The model will smooth it into a normal cut, which kills her instantly.

• ⚠️ She drifts more between seeds than most characters, and that is a direct result of the original design having almost no clothing to anchor on. The hair and the gold hardware are doing all the identification work, so push both harder than you normally would and expect a few extra rerolls.

• 💚 Green eyes with heavy liner. green eyes, eyeliner, eyelashes. Drawn long and sharp, and they carry most of the expression.

• 💋 lips is in the tag list for a reason. Full and glossy, bright red or orange. Very period, and a big part of why she reads as 90s rather than modern.

• 🖤 Want her covered? black top, straps, gold buckles, belt gets you the version with the strap top. Same character, same hair, just dressed.

• 🤸 She has real range on expressions, which is rare for a one off design. Smug, annoyed, winking, surprised, half lidded. Push them, there is more in there than you would expect from a joke character.

• 💪 Keep her athletic. toned, abs, muscular female. She is drawn fit and the model softens her if you do not ask.

• 🔦 The torch is her prop. holding torch, fire, flame. Warm light source, and the one thing tying her to whatever that fake game was supposed to be.

• 🎨 Late 90s magazine art. comic style, bold linework, cel shading, saturated colors keeps her in period.

• 🌟 No checkpoint has any idea who she is, so the LoRA is doing one hundred percent of the work. That is the whole appeal of a cut this deep.

• 🎯 Weight around 0.8.

Thanks 💜

Thanks for downloading her, and genuinely, post your gens. She came from a joke in a magazine decades ago and now she exists properly, which is very funny to me. 🔥

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