For some reason people on the internet loose their minds when they see a woman with a penis. So here you go, you degenerate scum wonderful people! I present:

Malinka

No, she is not a "калинка, малинка, калинка моя", she is definitely not "моя", nor is she "твоя", she's just red and happens to love raspberries and strawberries. Pretty sure she's vegan🌱.

She also likes romantic walks under the linden trees, hiking in the mountains, relaxing on the beach, and bending over a bitch other wholesome platonic activities 🫶

She may or may not visit you in the dead of night if you see three of her pictures in a row. Contractual obligations, HOLEsome activities, passionate conversations and other innocent, friendly, but memorable things may or may not happen. Godspeed...