"Branded a cheap tart at the age of 14, Lizzy took up tennis after a visit to Wimbledon. Actually, she was shagging a groundskeeper in the Royal box, but that's all it took to catch the bug. Her serve and volley game are awesome, and her knockers are even better. Her memory of last night just ain't that great."

Another Outlaw Sports game character: Heavy drinking British punk Lizzy. Look based on her appearance in Outlaw Tennis. Outfit is "see-through top, bra, black shorts, torn fishnets, black knee boots".