OI, YOU GITZ! Listen up! It’s time to smash da humies and stomp da universe with our KRUMPTASTIC new Ork Battle Generator! Dis ain't no puny gadget; it's da meanest, greenest fight-makin' machine you'll ever lay your squiggy eyes on!

Wanna see a zoggin' great mob of Boyz bashin' through some shiny 'umie gits? Or maybe youz want a bunch of Tankbustas blowin' up stuff real good? Just punch in what you want, and BOOM! Our AI smarts does all da hard work, spittin' out proper Orky battles faster than a Squig on a hot griddle! No more muckin’ about drawing or daydreamin' of fights – we bring da WAAAGH! right to your screen! It's perfect for da Bosses out there who needs to plan da next big scrap, or for any Ork who just loves seein' good fights.

Get your teef into the Ork Battle Generator today. It's choppa-lickin' good and ready to show you and your boyz da biggest brawls in da galaxy. Just remember, it's made BY Orks FOR Orks, so it's extra killy!

WAAAGH ON, YOU LOT! Let’s make some noise and krump 'em all with da best Ork fights ever seen!