Ah, booth babes at Japanese game conventions - yet another reminder that we continue to lead the world not only in technological innovation, but also in the fine art of making grown men awkwardly pretend they care about silly games while desperately trying not to drool.

As usual, Japan boldly embraces what truly matters: visual aesthetics. Why focus on trivialities like game design or storylines when you can present the perfect human form (in cosplay, no less) next to overpriced plastic game consoles?