From the fabulous world of De-Evolution! Just in Time For Thanksgiving (yet again!). The Turkey Monkey!

Cage free, chock full of hormones and viral pathogens. Fear the dreaded OSSOBUCO MELLITUS.

V1 and V2 - Trigger word: turk3ymonk3y

V1 helpful phrase a roasted turkey with a monkey head.

(but that isn't necessary for V2!)