In case you didn't know, "Footsies" made some of the trashiest mega platform flip flops of all time, and sold them "3 for $25" out of a skeezy LA warehouse along with a plethora of other bottom-shelf stripper shoes.

Cherished by SoCal beach bimbos, strippers, and $50 hookers (and me!) in and around Y2K; Unfortunately this shoeslut goldmine closed in 2017.

This design is one of their "classier" attempts at platform flips, with double pleather straps, knotted thong post, slight wedge, and an actual insole (instead of just being an EVA brick).

Weight 0.8

Somewhat receptive to other colors using "white footwear" etc.