Ah, Cosmo Kramer—the lanky tornado of hair and confusion, the human embodiment of a chaotic whirlwind in orthopedic shoes. He’s that rare breed of neighbor whose mere existence defies all natural laws of normalcy. With the grace of a malfunctioning marionette and the social tact of a caffeinated toddler, he bursts into rooms uninvited, armed with hair-brained schemes and a wardrobe that screams “salvage sale Picasso.” Whether he's inadvertently inventing perfume that smells like the beach or moonlighting as a faux furniture salesman, Kramer is the definitive champion of turning absolutely nothing into, well… slightly more elaborate nothing. A true connoisseur of the absurd, he’s both the greatest and worst decision Jerry ever made by leaving his door unlocked.

-ChatGPT

...and of course inspired by the great https://civitai.com/models/657252/fluxstanza.